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The process of reading a definition on Urban Dictionary and finding it clever until you check the thumb ratings and see it is generally not liked. In the following moments you tell yourself it wasn't ever that funny in deep shame.
Works in the opposite sense also.
See peer pressure.
"Beat Feet ha! That's clever!
4719 negative votes? I guess it is pretty lame - and my decision to reconsider has nothing to do with thumb count coercion. It was never good. Actually, god damned awful."
"Douchebaguette is not even creative.
*Sees thumb count* Well, they did make it feminine by adding the 'ette', and simultaneously constructed a type of bread. LOL! *adds +1 to rating*"
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A super homosexual vampire who Masturbates to blood
That Vampire is such a Count Fagula
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When a company got you fucked up for messing up something that they promised or that you ordered
Hulu count your days cause why yall didnt show nicki performance
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some crazy cartoon of mine including a giant creature made out of spatulars
shhhiutttttttt it after meeeee. arrrghh
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The number of friends one has on Facebook. For those old enough to remember, body count recalls the Vietnam war and the nightly body counts on the news. It is relatively easy for those under 30 to amass several hundred friends. For those of my age bracket, it is impressive to collect one hundred friends.
For many, collecting Facebook friends is really a competition, rather than the gathering of a true circle of friends.
My son has over a thousand Facebook friends. Over the last year, I have searched for grade school through college friends, and personal and professional friends, and my Facebook body count is a miserable 69 friends.
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an abnormal family who is a weird religion and wears ridiculous clothing and is about to have a 20th kid. all their names start with j which just makes it all the more confusing
19 kids and counting is a show for lazy losers.
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