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Eskimo Cousins

When two bros have both received oral sex from the same girl.

"I got a blow job from Kelly once."

"I got a blow job from Kelly too!"

"Bro, we're Eskimo Cousins!!"

by McApplejuiceBox February 3, 2013

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cousin-boy

A playful way to refer to somone who you're somewhat close with. Most of the time it's used at the end of a sentence.

Person A: Hey, can I borrow $5?
Person B: Alright, but I better have my money back tomorrow, cousin-boy.
Person A: No problem.

by qdmasta August 18, 2004

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Cousin Dan

1. To have a child out of wedlock. Typically an inter-racial situation.

2. To be a Lumpkin recieving DNOB. While at the same being spider man'ed in the face by a polar bear.

Person 1: Damn, did you hear about Kate?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: She got Cousin Danned!!!!

So Cousin Dan got a lumpkin for acting like a DNOB. Yeah, then he got spider man'ed by a polar bear, the one from the Coke commercials.

by Dirty D Nasty March 17, 2008

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Kirk Cousins

The best and most clutch QB in the NFL

Kirk Cousins is better than Patrick Mahomes, Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Andrew Luck, and many more!

by KirkCousinsistheGOAT March 12, 2019

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fucking cousins

read: Matt and Tony Lovato

last night i caught those fucking cousins!

by retarded slash fan November 15, 2004

27๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eskimo Cousin

Girls who have had sexual relations with brothers, or guys who have had sexual relations with girls who are sisters are called eskimo cousins.

Brittany: I had sex with Anthony.
Shelby: Hey, I had sex with his brother!
Brittany: That makes us Eskimo Cousins! Aye girl get it!
Shelby: Anthony's brother is way hotter.

by anon293920 September 4, 2013

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demarcus cousins

DeMarcus cousins is a tall, handsome, funny and caring person. He always takes care of his friends and is always there whenever anyone needs him.

Demarcus cousins is goofy

by Maryam Almenaiya March 24, 2022

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