When two bros have both received oral sex from the same girl.
"I got a blow job from Kelly once."
"I got a blow job from Kelly too!"
"Bro, we're Eskimo Cousins!!"
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A playful way to refer to somone who you're somewhat close with. Most of the time it's used at the end of a sentence.
Person A: Hey, can I borrow $5?
Person B: Alright, but I better have my money back tomorrow, cousin-boy.
Person A: No problem.
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1. To have a child out of wedlock. Typically an inter-racial situation.
2. To be a Lumpkin recieving DNOB. While at the same being spider man'ed in the face by a polar bear.
Person 1: Damn, did you hear about Kate?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: She got Cousin Danned!!!!
So Cousin Dan got a lumpkin for acting like a DNOB. Yeah, then he got spider man'ed by a polar bear, the one from the Coke commercials.
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The best and most clutch QB in the NFL
Kirk Cousins is better than Patrick Mahomes, Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Andrew Luck, and many more!
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read: Matt and Tony Lovato
last night i caught those fucking cousins!
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Girls who have had sexual relations with brothers, or guys who have had sexual relations with girls who are sisters are called eskimo cousins.
Brittany: I had sex with Anthony.
Shelby: Hey, I had sex with his brother!
Brittany: That makes us Eskimo Cousins! Aye girl get it!
Shelby: Anthony's brother is way hotter.
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DeMarcus cousins is a tall, handsome, funny and caring person. He always takes care of his friends and is always there whenever anyone needs him.
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