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Real French crime

After consuming an excessive amount of cannabis, wine, and cigarettes with a woman until she’s almost blacked out, you violate her with brutal anal sex and manage to make her believe the next day that it was consensual.

Jimmy: "Yo, mate, how did you do her last night, then?"
Chad: "Um, it was like a real French crime... you know what I mean?"

by aliberry August 16, 2023


crime scene investigation

The act of rumaging around in a female's trash for evidence that she is on her period.

I took a shit in this girls appartment last night. After a little crime scene investigation, I decided to bolt.

by Double D Nice August 18, 2009

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Low Crime Neighborhood

Any neighborhood where Europeans (White People) live.

Unlike high crime neighborhoods, buildings and houses in low crime neighborhoods always appreciate (go up) in value.

by Maxwell February 22, 2005

15πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Boston Crime Zone

When a bunch of inbred Bostonian retards get together and fuck each other... These are the same people that make Samuel Adams Lager. They get their slobber in it because of their mild retardation from years of inbreeding.

"Bro! I went to the Sox game and a Boston Crime zone broke out... GROSS!"

by Birdmank April 18, 2007

20πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


violent crimes apologist

A person who apologizes to a violent criminal who is incarcerated.

She's such a flawed violent crimes apologist.

by Mr. Robotron March 31, 2019

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


taiwana crime scene

when you preform more than a few various sexual attrocities in one night

this includes but is not limited to
rolly polly olly dirty sanchez chilli dog angry pirate cammodo dragon pink sock cleveland steamer hot carl ect ect

last night there was a taiwana crime scene at marks, 3 girls had to be taken to the hospital and it was a hell of a mess to clean up

by macten10 December 22, 2009

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Butterfly Crime Scene

An area on the ground that is filled with dead butterflies.

Harry didn't dare walk through the Butterfly Crime Scene, because he didn't want to be found guilty in any shape or form.

by Miss Joeker February 26, 2012

7πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž