Cult of Alcohol

The prevalence of alcohol in most societies around the world. Adherents of the Cult of Alcohol maintain that alcohol is a more acceptable drug than marijuana or hallucinogenics and enforce its involvement in most facets of society. The idea of using other drugs or no drugs is foreign to Alcohol Worshipers, and they quickly become irritable if an event does not provide them with their drug of choice.

I wanted to go rock climbing, but my friends in the Cult of Alcohol dragged me to the bar and got drunk.

Froog Cult

no You don’t have to be a frog you just have to respect them
is second best cult
welcome home timothy

Froog cult is da best

key cult

Also know as key club - focuses on community service and absolutely nothing else.

Derrick: Do you like key cult?
Lexi: No I hate it.

Derrick: Why do you go to it then?
Lexi: The hours.

fri cult

A group of people who fuck around. And do cultish shit

That group of bikers is a fri cult

mostard cult

An Instagram cult. The members are Jet, Ray, Tree, Cloudy, Petty, and Spy. They got their name from a person on Omegle who didn't speak english that well, so they said "mostard" instead of mustard. Most of the cult are christians and worship God. Their traditions are posting stolen memes, listening to My Chemical Romance, and making feels content.

The Mostard Cult stole my ned fan art again. They even got more likes than me!

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Cult famous

To be famous amongst a niche group.

Youtubers like Grace Helbig and The Vlogbrothers are cult famous.

Cult Of Grifterology

the religion founded by the cult of grifterology's spiritual leader mike (cernovich) thernogrift.

The spiritual leader of the Cult Of Grifterology and author of its book of sacred scripture Grifter MIndset, Mike (Cernovich) Thernogrift.