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When your dad says he's only going to have one drink but he drinks from the bottle till it's empty. Thats Daddy's Cup.
Dad is drunk again. Well he did drink from Daddy's Cup and the liquors always quicker from Daddy's Cup.
Drunk, inebriated, sossed
He downed the beers so rapidly that within a half hour he was well into his cups
The least prettiest girl in an orgy, you wouldn't put your best load in her, but you could shake some out at the end to keep her smiling.
That chick was so gross I wouldn't even use her for my drip cup.
When you pour liquor in your anus and people do shots out of your ass.
That girl is so dirty, she does shots out of Lucifer's cup.
When someone nuts and the nut finds its way into a red solo cup (undigested). Only if the nut has time to ruminate within the cup, its magical fermented nut cup essence can be absorbed. It will fumigate the room it is left in and those who come across it can give nut cup to others.
Ben: do you have nut cup?
Evan: yer I drank one last night.
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"In my cups" means drunk.
Yes madam, I am in my cups, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
(Based on the Winston Churchill quote)
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When you have sex and pull out and blow your load in a girls belly button.
Last night I pulled out and gave my girlfriend a nice hot cup of chowder.
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