Cup with straw

When a delay is extended significantly past the original deadline.

The project was supposed to release in April but it is December and nobody has seen it yet, time to grab a cup with straw.

cup cereal

Cup cereal is an act of laziness; not wanting to wash out a bowl after spending five minutes looking for something to hold your cereal.

I don’t have clean bowls for my cereal, guess I have to make cup cereal.

Peppermint Cup

When your partner lovingly strokes and massages your ballsack/scrotum with Ben Gay or Icy Hot.

Man braaaaahhh my balls are still on fire today. Sonja gave me a peppermint cup last night.

I sure hope your mom gives that Christmas Eve peppermint cup like last year.

I shaved my scrotum and plopped my smooth set in her hand for a peppermint cup.

Lucifer's Cup

When you pour liquor in your anus and people do shots out of your ass.

That girl is so dirty, she does shots out of Lucifer's cup.

Nut Cup

When someone nuts and the nut finds its way into a red solo cup (undigested). Only if the nut has time to ruminate within the cup, its magical fermented nut cup essence can be absorbed. It will fumigate the room it is left in and those who come across it can give nut cup to others.

Ben: do you have nut cup?
Evan: yer I drank one last night.

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in my cups

"In my cups" means drunk.

Yes madam, I am in my cups, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

(Based on the Winston Churchill quote)

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Cup of Chowder

When you have sex and pull out and blow your load in a girls belly button.

Last night I pulled out and gave my girlfriend a nice hot cup of chowder.

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