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The classic definition is "red nose, short hose"; i.e., the tendency of Irish men to take to alcohol and to have a smaller than average penis.
"Yes, I suffer from the Irish Curse"--uttered by a guest on the Howard Stern show's episode about small penises.
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All Potatoes, No Meat!
Small Penis and large testicles
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A trait of the Irish heritage that causes people of Irish decent to have small unsatisfying penis'
Collin Casey: Dude i cant believe she rejected my D!
Mike: Sucks for you dude, why?
Collin Casey: She said my dick was too small.
Mike: Aw the Irish curse strikes again
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(BRITISH PERSON LANGUAGE SKILLS CHALLENGE!!)
a way to use street/gutter type terms, 'manipulated' in such a verbose (wordy) way they could be used in polite, 'christian' society! (or in church!)
i personally love to do this, and have been doing so for years...it gets a guaranteed huh? and often; a chuckle! a great way to 'de-crude', crude!!
real handy, in a 'holier-than-thou' (squeaky-clean) environment!!
steve used soft cursing to strongly encourage his co-worker to apply a vacuum to his rectum!! (i.e. suck/suckle my ass!!)
let me strongly urge you to depart and have sex with yourself!!
she suggested he go have 'relations' with himself
suckle my dual function drainage hose!!
the trooper had 'unnatural' sex with me!!
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A meme that's not normal. Cursed memes make you cringe harder than you ever have.
I was looking for memes but I found Cursed memes instead.
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Italian men average about 5'5 to 5'9, and tend to have smaller genital parts. So they try to compensate that with wearing flashy close and expensive cars!
Look at that car, oh never mind, look hes italian you know hes only driving that because he has the italian curse and is trying to make up for his small package!
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A situation which so any males experience. It's where there seem to be so many single ladies interested in you while you have a girlfriend, then, once you're single, they all suddenly disappear. Some men consider this to be due to the confidence which taken men have, whereby they find it so much easier to talk to attractive women. On the other hand, some single men lose their confidence because they view all women as targets and suddenly find it so difficult to strike a conversation. The key here for single guys is to gain the confidence we all have when we have a girlfriend, and go for it!
Little Johnny: Dude, I have the male curse. As soon as Jane and I break up, all the chicks disappear.
Big Eric: I know mate, it sucks.
Little Johnny: Tell me about it.
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