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the object someone called steph tried to kill herself off, until it broke
stringup, pole realises weight, pole snaps
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Long, saggy and hanging pussy lips.
With her legs spread, Tori could stretch her beef curtains out 4" inches.
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A vagina, preferably with large flaps of skin that fold over.
Tim - "Dude, I pounded that chick Jessica's meat curtains last night."
Dave - "Sweeeet"
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A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.
She is a right old curtain twitcher.
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Jason Donavan once sang
"I close my eyes.... drew back beef curtains.. aah-aah-aah"
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The meat curtain is often found with fur, hair or stubble - on rare occassions the nude silky smooth meat curtain can be found. The silky smooth meat curtain is more common in Brazil. Like all meat it should be cleaned before eating and best served tender moist and hot.
From a 70's Aussie Film Classic - set in Alice Springs - In the throws of passion Madge cries out 'part my meat curtains Gavin'
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