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An album by the rock band My Chemical Romance. Though it leaves behind being a pop tinged deathrock band behind, the record has risen to massive acclaim from fans and critics both. It incorporates elements of the first wave of punk rock, hair metal, Britpop, goth rock, glam, and electronica. The only people that really DON'T like the album are people who liked their first records.
Jim: Dude, I bought the new MCR record, Danger Days. It was actually pretty good. I never liked the whole emo thing, but this is one of my favorites this year.
Tommy: Nah, man, they're just sellouts. They need to go back to their stuff on "Bullets."
Jim: Oh, you mean be like every other safe band in modern rock and write the same album over and over? *sigh* Hobknocker...
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The anniversary of a day that you came close to death. Very popular with military veterans. It is usually not celebrated openly, but serves as a day of reflection.
“My alive day is August 21. Three years ago in Belfast I was shot by a sniper and survived.”
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Donut Day was coined one Friday morning when several friends left school and gathered at a common friends apartment. After becoming intoxicated on a large quantity of rum one friend left to buy donuts. Since then, each Friday is considered the day to skip out of highschool to become incredibly drunk and stoned at the apartment in which it began.
Commonly, Donut Day involves porn, shopping sprees at sex shops, dressing up men in lingerie, and an overall immoral time. With, of course, plenty of donuts.
"I'm sorry I won't be in school today, it's Donut Day."
"We need to get to the liquor store to stock up for Donut Day."
"Did you buy your weed for Donut Day?"
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Not A Father's Day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an often forgotten segment of our country's population: the not fathers. These brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the Saturday morning cartoon loving elite, the Minivan Clan, and Maury Povich.
Guy #1: Happy "Not A Father's Day", the only thing I'll be nursing at any given 2 AM, is a Scotch!
Guy #2: Amen to that!
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Any day that has an airport, from which you text-message a person you once loved, and they write back, after 40 minutes: "Wow. Safe travels." And, feeling stupid, you stare out at the Manhattan skyline, observing how the Empire State Building is both absorbed into the silver gelatin sky and periodically released by it, when the gold light floods the sky just after dawn. Clouds. Newark. The feeling that you are about to get on a plane and travel in the opposite direction to what the heart wants. That kind of bittersweet melancholy and imperfect nutrition -- you've just ordered a fruit salad that seems to be fermenting in it's plastic tub -- constitutes the soft day with no misgivings, but a profound inability to think things through.
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A good day where you have bones, so you can get up and do lots of things. Treat yourself.
Today is a bones day, I'm going to call my sister and get that extra guac
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Rusev day is a day celebrated everyday. Rusev day is named after wwe Bulgarian wrestler Rusev.
Tevin: You know what day it is today?
Me: ITS RUSEV DAY!!!
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