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Too ape; didn't read
Originated on r/superstonk and can be included in a post just like tl;dr. Apes in this context are retail investors who are bullish on a heavily shorted stock.
If an investor is "too ape" it could mean that they don't know much about stocks and the post goes much into technical details. A ta;Dr would hel that person understand what the post means in a short fashion. It could also be used like tl;dr if the post is long.
POST TITLE
POST ABOUT A CERTAIN STOCK
TA;DR: buy, hodl, DRS
TA;DR: the stock must be heavily shorted since the stars have aligned, so hedges r fik.
TA;DR: MOASS tomorrow
1. A parodical version of Doc Ock from spiderman created by Dominic Fera. Dr Octogonapus makes appearances in the lazer collection 1&2 as well as in a short clip called "a lazer"
Dr. Octogonapus, BLAHHHHHHHH!
a death metal band, who like to name their songs after goosebumbs books.
pretty awesome band.
Bob: Lets go listen to some Nelly dude!
Me: Hell no! Im listin to some hardcore Dr. Acula!!!
a shot of ammeretto in a cup of beer... mmm tastes like dr.pepper... yummeh and get u tanked as shit till u pukeing ur face hole off
SBAITSO stands for Sound
Blaster Artificially Intelligent Text-to-Speech Organizer.
My name is Dr. Sbaitso. I am here to help you.
An amazing author who wrote mostly in rhymes. He is dead now. He wrote {The Cat in the Hat and Horton hears a who and {How the Grinch stole Christmas. Now his works are being featured in Seussical the musical.
One of the finest physicians practicing in America today. He has a family practice that is available in every liquor store from Hoboken to Frisco. His diagnoses may be many, but the cure is always the same... 20cc of his tasty award-winning schnapps!
CAUTION: Schnapps may not be tasty or award winning. Dr. McGillicuddy received his doctorate in communications, not a medical doctor.
Patient: "Dude, that chick gave me chlamydia!"
Friend: "Man, that sucks, lets go see what Dr. McGillicuddy thinks of this."
*20 minutes later*
Patient: "It burns when it pee."
Friend: "Quit bitchin and drink your medicine."