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A fake presidential campaign launched by a 15 year-old kid from Iowa. The campaign is basically meant as a joke, but it is also a statement of frustration over the two-party system and the lack of decent candidates. Oddly some polls have shown Deez Nuts is the most popular independent candidate since Ross Perot
The Deez Nuts 2016 campaign was meant as a joke, but the campaign has brought up some interesting issues. For example Deez Nuts has pointed out the hypocrisy of Fox News for fanning the flames of birtherism in regard to Barack Obama who was born in Hawaii to an American mother and a Kenyan father, but has never questioned the citizenship of Ted Cruz who was born in Canada to an American mother and a Cuban father.
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Both of the tesicles on the male operating the statement.
Man 1: "Have you seen Bofa?"
Man 2: "No I haven't who is that?" Man 1: "Bofa deez nuts!!"
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Deez nutz is when somebody says "cuz something came in the mail today" you say Deez Nutz ha ha gottem
Example: cuz something came in the mail today, Deez NUtz ha gottem
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Deez juicy ballz are big and round
Deez juicy ballz are in your mouth
Used to anger some in the military who walks into your office and thinks he runs the damn place.
Sergeant: You WILL give me a pair of those damn boots!!!
Specialist: Sergeant, the only boots I can give you are ODN boots.
Sergeant: What the Hell are ODN bo...
Specialist: OH DEEZ NUTS FEEL SO GOOD IN YOUR MOUTH!!!! Get the fuck out my office!
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one hit sensation on vine for making a phone call and yelling at the the receiver "deez nuts!" & "got eem". Later was arrested for sexual assault. Has weird buck teeth and caused a new "my dick" joke that everyone has their own variation on.
A)"hey did you see that funny ass vine where that guy with the weird af buck teeth yells deez nuts and got em at some guy?" B) "haha yah, the deez nuts guy?"
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Deez-Nasty: as in "diesel" nasty. Diesel: as in really great/sweet/cool/ awesome. One should use this word when reffering to food or how something tastes. Deez-Nasty means that it was REALLY DELICIOUS! I know it's wiered, but don't blame me I didn't make it up. I think it's absurd.
Madame Schulhoff, those baigniers were deez-nasty! They were so good in my tummy!
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