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A BDD is the opposite of a GDD (good dick day). This is a man's worse nightmare when he is thinking about pulling his manhood out in front of his friends or a girl. Guys can do an assessment of their dick by looking/grabbing shortly and can determine whether or not he is going to wish he never pulled his johnson out. But let's be honest, every guy has BDDs, we just try to limit the exposure of them so that our buddies don't think we have a micropenis! Causes of BDDs can include the cold, nervousness, post gym, just got out of the pool, being repulsed by a fat sow of a woman, or if you are just being a fucking cuck.
B- "Damn bro check this shit out, my dick is saggin' and looks good as fuck right now!"
K- "Wow! That is a nice, flaccid looking cock, man! I wish mine looked that big..."
B- "Ah don't say that man, we all have BDDs. It's all dependent on the kind of day you're having."
K- "Well I guess I've had a BDD for the past 8 months because my wife never wants to let me have sex with her. When I try to she just laughs and says 'Is it in yet?' Then she invites Michael over and he beats that shit up..."
B- "That's fucking why you cuck, you've turned yourself into a BDD having loser. LMAO"
K- "What causes BDDs bro? I need to have sex with my wife!"
B- "Well BDDs or bad dick days, is when your cock is not looking its finest and it looks like a Hershey kiss. They can be caused by a good pump from the gym, being cold, or in your case, just being a cuckboy beta male sissy dick."
K- "Do you want to fuck my wife?"
B- "Bro..."
BDD (bad dick day) :(
its the day where you get your bf or male friend to get you to bite his dick (may 21)
*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*
Every May 4 every year, a partner has to send a dick picture to the chosen person. And if you don’t, you have to owe that someone something.
Send a dick Pic Day means to send a picture of your dick to someone
Send a dick pic day is held on the day May 4-6. For example, it’s Send a dick pic day and you send your bf this. If he says he will not he owes you something. But if he says yes, he’s a good bf.
Send a dick pic day Means to send a pic of your dick to who ever you want
guys send dick pics to girls when asked to
girl: send it over🤭
boy: nah
girl: but look at the day it’s send a dick pic day🤨
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May 12th. The day where all you girls grabs your boyfriends little man
It’s national grab your boyfriends dick day
A day where you can walk up to a lad and grab his glizzy
Hey Jon did you hear it’s grab a dick day? -Micheal
No! I hope Sarah grabs mine though - Jon