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beer dork

A person (generally male) who takes pleasure in boasting about his accomplishments in the sport of beer drinking. Beer dorks think they gain social status by telling their friends exactly how much they drank on a given night, or how much they plan to drink at a future date. They have the ability to describe to you in detail, over the course of a night, how many drinks they had, what kind, and when they drank them. Beer dorks talk a mad game, but are the biggest pussy light-weights in their group of alcohol enthusiasts.

This beer dork I work with just told me that he and his buddies converted their garage into a party room complete with a beer fridge that holds 8 cases of beer, a beer pong table, and a giant beer bong that 4 people could "saddle up to" at the same time. Shockingly, this beer dork is 31 and single.

by Beertine February 1, 2008

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King Dork

A great book by Frank Portman. A tale told Tom Henderson, not so lovingly nicknamed "Mo" (Hehe) by his fellow classmates, about how he tries to unravel the mystery surrounding his father's death. Includes some awesome new vocab including Chi-Mo and Ramone.

My AP World teacher took away my copy of King Dork because she caught me reading it in class. We then proceeded to make cut-and-paste posters of famous World leaders for the next to weeks.........

by Sleeplessfitz September 27, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


adore-a-dork

When you have a crush on a dork or a nerd, or you think they're adorkable.

Jamie: Did you see Ray's suspenders? SO cute!

Kayla: Are you serious? He's such a nerd!

Jamie : Hence him being adorkable! I guess I adore-a-dork!

by TrueGleek January 21, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dork Bean

To be a complete dork who actually thinks they are super cool. The exact opposite of cool beans.

Plural form dork beans means to think something is really cool, but in reality is completely lame.

Justin Bieber is such a dork bean.

The Justin Bieber concert is complete dork beans.

by So Awesome July 2, 2010

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Gang Dorking

A gathering of three or more people around a computer.

Chompsky says, "When we were down at the 'net caffe we saw this nard owningat a game so we gathered around and gang dorked his deck.

by Slag November 28, 2004

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Cork Dork

This is a person who talks about wine too seriously. They use adjectives such as "sexy", "attractive", "complicated", "tempermental" and "promising" to describe wine.

Linda likes the reserve pinot noir because of it's sexiness. She turns into such a cork dork whenver we are in Napa.

by Mike Chance August 29, 2005

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Dork for brains

Being a complete and utter dork

Wow Kat is a complete dork for brains.

by Simongotbandslol December 10, 2018