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What else could a douche cabinet possible be, besides a big pussy that stores a lot of douche
Hey carl! Did you hear about Emily!? I heard her "douche cabinet" could hold a model train.
A laser pointer used by someone who brings it to a party to show off as it gets dark
Spence-dawg shot his douche torch into the sky but no one could see it beyond the porch.
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When a female liberates a vaginal discharge on a item of furniture, clothing or other object. Douche marks are usually the bi product of sexual intercourse.
Man you and your lady left some wicked douche marks on my couch last night.
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Usually a young man from the Northern East Coast area. Always has a "wing man" (also a Gym Douche). They usually wear Air Jordan shoes & basketball shorts, and baggy shirts with the entire sides cut out. Also sporting their fresh Blow Out haircut. They make copious amounts of noise and hit on the local gym girls. They also believe that they own portions of the gym and have certain rights that "Regular Members" don't have.
Regular Member: "Hey man are you using these 20lb weights?"
Gym Douche: "Yeah I have two more sets."
Regular Member: " Ok. What about those 25's right next to you that you aren't using?"
Gym Douche: "Naw man I'm using those too."
Regular Member: Sighs under breath "What a douche!"
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doing something that would be qualified as being a douche.
being a complete asshole when is suits you..
pulling a douche-bag move
Dude, Tom is such an asshole, he needs to quit with all his douche-fuckery
Hitting on your best friends girlfriend is douche-fuckery
Someone who gets really involved in a job and lives for the weekend
Guy 1: Hey, shall we go see Transformers on Tuesday night? That new, admittedly horse-like replacement for Megan Fox will be adequate for me to part with my cash to see that sub-standard movie
Guy 2: Yeah man, I'll invite Tim, I always enjoy his witty and insightful comments
Guy 3: He has to work on weekdays. He's a job douche now.
A pressurized Douche; someone who is so unpleasant that its just unbearable to be around them.
That guy is such a douche pump, I wish he wouldn't follow us around asking to smoke hookah so much. He should be dildo spiked.