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“The barking leather doughnut” is another name for a butthole that is in the process of letting a fart.
My barking leather doughnut really drove my wife nuts last night as it belched it’s hot breath under the covers.
The act of packing powder sugar between your buttcheecks, pulling your pants down when you have gas, and farting directly at an unexpected person.
The party was boring until I nailed Randy straight in the face with a powdered doughnut surprise!
A psychological warfare tactic in 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu when you wear see through spandex on days you are practicing certain aspects of the rubber guard. During practice your opponent is forced to look at your butt hole over and over again and is rendered mentally broken by the time everyone is ready for sparring.
"I dropped a Dirty Chai Doughnut on him right before we rolled and it wrecked his mental game."
When yo girl is on her period, you grab her used tampon and shove it up her ass.
"I heard you and Mel got kinky last night"
"Yeah I gave her a chocolate jam doughnut"
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The act of your asshole clamping down on a seat so tightly From fear that a hole is made in the seat
John: wow we almost hit that car.
Jim: yeah i was so scared I biting doughnut holes
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man:ready to smile like a doughnut?
woman:i don't wanna! what kind of girl do you think i am?
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Slang term for sticking your penis into a very hairy vagina or asshole.
because you're mom didn't shave, i was piercing the hairy doughnut all night
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