storm drain babies

Verb. that process of flushing semen down the drain after masturbating in the shower.

i fired off some "storm drain babies" while i was taking a shower last night.

Drain the phone

Verb. Euphemism for doing what one does with a Shake Weight (except to a penis instead of a Shake Weight) and consequently draining one's mobile phone battery with a tragic porn streaming addiction.

We need to end this conversation now because if I don't go drain the phone someone's gonna get hurt.

Make friends with the drain

When you have to puke in the middle of a track workout, so you puke in the drain on the sidelines.

Person 1: You good man? It looks like you are about to puke.

Person 2: No, I might have to make friends with the drain soon.

Drain Snaking

The act of inserting an object akin to a drain cleaner or piece of barbed wire (like the “snake” that comes with a bottle of Drain-O) as deep as you can into your urethra, then pulling it out as hard as you can, almost as if you were starting a lawnmower.

I had to go to the hospital last weekend because I was drain snaking too hard.

Poo Drain

A famous toilet were people far and wide come to worship in hopes to someday rest their bottom upon it and take a big nasty dump. This toilet is a legend to most but to people like me it is held close to my heart where I can bask on its glory. Poo Drain made its original appearance in a prison made for prisoners getting sentenced to death. Months later after the first sighting it would be found once more in the woods. This time though it is made out of tree limbs and such. Poo Drain had increased in sightings for several years until just recently when now it is used as a greeting instead of a reference to complete power over the human digestive track. I am hoping this will bring this so called legend back to life. I am waiting Poo Drain

All hail Poo Drain!

drained

The state you're in once you start thinking Bladee's music sounds good

He said Gluee was the worst shit ever but then got drained and now can't stop listening to it

Drain the castle moat

When you have to empty your badder

I have to drain the castle moat.

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