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When the bathroom is completely empty so you are free to comfortably poop at whatever volume and intensity you like without facing embarrassment.
since no one was in the Chipotle bathroom, I took the biggest and loudest comfy dump of all time.
(adj.) Feeling abhorrent, dreadful, and lackadaisical, in all bodily and mental functions, usually as a result of heavy drinking and/or excessive amounts of alcohol
Friend 1: "Dude, we drank way too much last night. I feel like dump."
Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"
When you break up with someone and you had pets together. You leave all the pets and responsibilities with your ex
Mira has 4 cats and two dogs to take care of herself since I zoo dumped her
Dumping a girl/boy to move up to a higher girl/boy therefore climbing up the dating ladder. Dumping someone unfavorable to bump to a hotter and better alternative.
"Hey man, what happened to you going out with Alison?"
"Right now in dating Emily. I just dump and bumped that shank."
A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.
My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.
The sudden and severe need to move one's bowels minutes after consuming a Dunkin Donuts coffee.
"Hey dude, wanna grab a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee for the road?"
"That sounds good, but we're gonna have to stop for a Dunkin Dump ten minutes later"
While using anal beads in bed, you remove the beads in a quick lawn mower pull start type motion resulting in a reflex shit that has to be directed over the side of the bed.
Things got a little crazy last night....the side dump came up a little short. :(