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Combines two of the most revered sexual acts known to man, a rusty trombone and a dutch rudder. While your girl tongue punches your fart box in ravenous fashion (humming the song of her or your choice is a plus) all while she reaches around and moves your arm back and forth while you grip your penis.
Remind me to thank Rachel’s parents for giving her all those music lessons. Why? Cause she plays the best dutch trombone.
My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.
When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.
Oh mate, had to burn the sheets last night after a Dutch Wank
the joyful, blarting sound made by the expulsion of spunk-laced gas from the anus
a chorus of dutch cheers went up from the crowd as van persie drove the ball towards the goal
When a dyke puts her finger in you.
Last weekend I hooked up with this butch lesbo and she totally Reverse Dutched my ass
The act act of farting into a fan pointed in the direction of an unaware individual.
Eddy gave Cat a dutch airfrier as he walked past the fan.
A dutch meant to be used to roll into a blunt, however possessing no end on the leaf where it can be peeled. The roller often continually turns and turns it looking for the end before turning to the other side, or cracking a new as it is deemed an Infinity Dutch.
"What the fuck is taking you so long you rook"
"Its a fucking infinity dutch, get in the car."
1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.
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2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.
Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.
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When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.