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A predatory sexual tactic used to seduce women by acting like a Christmas loving simpleton.
Generally targets urban professional women returning home for the holidays who are unsatisfied by their career and/or rebounding from a difficult break up.
Characterized by an initial display of childlike intelligence coupled with an inexplicable aptitude for Christmas related activities, followed by the revelation of a tight physique, acts of service for her parents, niece/nephews, the community, or in some cases her own child if Dad is out of the picture. Ultimately culminates in copulation.
Bro, I totally elfed her…she’s a lawyer in Manhattan but was in town for the holidays. I made cookies with her niece, then I popped my shirt off while fixing her parents busted radiator, we went to pick out a Christmas tree, then we had sex!
Discord member with a horrible personality always asking for mod
Have you seen latte elf
No
Well ur lucky
coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
elf in a jar is a elf that dies in a jar from a kid
some elf in a jar
elf in a jar when a elf is captured
kid:captures elf
elf:noo
coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
elf in a jar is a elf that fucking dies in a jar from a stupid kid
It's the sexual act of pouring chocolate on the nipples of an unaware person while dressed like an elf.
Today I was the chocolate elf of the mall , i was arrested.
A small critter that lives in a tree. Tends to be a happy fellow but if you get on his bad side he will punch you square in the mouth.
"You're such a tree elf"
"Do you wanna hear a story about some tree elves"