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1. woman who has college-age children and always hooks them (and their friends) up with alcohol. 2. woman with college-age children who knows how to use facebook effectively. 3. woman with college-age children who attends every college sporting event but somehow is not embarrasing.
friend 1: you have the coolest mom ever!!
friend 2: yeah you really do. Your mom got be a fifth for my birthday and i'd only met her one time!!
(mom overhears)
mom: i love you guys!! hope you get to have a wonderful summer without any arrests!
kid: mom!!!
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Markiplier: “I am the greatest to ever exist.”
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"Whitewashed" or Educated African Americans. Along the same lines as "Dont chu evas" except since their educated, they pronounce the words correctly.
Those Do Not You Evers think they are the sh*t.
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Don't bring down Abi Titmuss. She's fucking fit and she would be better in the sack than any girl you've ever had. don't bring her down.
''That's it Abi, you suck it good''.
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Ally is the cutest person ever, prove me wrong.
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once upon a time a man was white and then he got stupit an also he stait out in da sun to long and he got brown, so if a nigga be actin all old an shit he be a "the first nigger ever" also he love chicken and FRIED!
adam k. jus said "black men have wide noses so they can eat women viggerously and still be able to brethe" also he is the first nigger ever!
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