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A (usually annoying) song that gets stuck in your head.
They can be erradicated by singing the Gilligan's Island theme song.
"Who Let the Dogs Out has been stuck in my head all day."
"You can get rid of your ear worm by singing the Gilligan's Island theme song."
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When someone talks too much and all you really hear is blah blah blah blah – well that person is an “ear fucker”.
Boyfriend/Husband/Whatever: "You know what blah blah blah blah *insert your name here* blah blah blah." Your response: "Don't be such an ear fucker!" shut up!
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Someone who claims they can hear everything but cannot.
1) We were bad-talking him behind his back and he thought he heard us compliment him. He sure has eagle ears.
2) Old eagle ears should start dating rabbit eyes.
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A vagina so hairy that when underpants are applied two ear like things appear from the inner thigh.....
She had a nice set of Koala Ears!
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The pussy inside a man or woman's ear that only the best bands can fuck with their amazing music and only their amazing music.
Dude#1: "Damn! That band is so good they rocked the shit out of my ear pussy! What about you?"
Dude#2: "My ear pussy's hurt. I think their bleeding!"
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A small, wireless ear-piece used in conjunction with a mobile phone. The ear-piece looks like a beetle crawling out of one's ear.
YOU: Did you see that phat new ear beetle from Plantronics?
YOUR FRIEND: Hells yeah!
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If you don't like Judas, Wear an ear condom next time
In the most Biblical sense, I am beyond repentance. Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind. But in the cultural sense I just speak in future tense. Judas kiss me if offenced, or wear an ear condom next time
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