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Pulling an "Eli Fogelman" is the act of pushing a dildo so far up your ass, that it comes out your mouth.
The Number 1 video on Pornhub has 3 Eli Fogelman's in it.
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Eli Reed is known to be a person that likes little children, or is a pedophile, or likes lolis, a person who wants to have sexual interactions with small children.
Brad: Hey Bro did you here Eli Reed went to prison for touching that little girl
Nate: Ya man he's just like jared
The act of ditching your group of friends to talk to girls
Guy#1: where's Bob?
Guy#2: oh he left, he is Pulling An Eli.
A foul, toxic substance that emanates from your anus.
"As Anthony sat there quitely with both cheeks of his firm, little buttocks clench as tightly as could be, he could not hold this eli roth any longer and soiled himself with great embarrassment"
Thomas Hardy - 'Desperate Remedies' 1871.
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A Dirty Eli is when you are having intercourse with a Vietnamese prostitute and you cum in both of her nostrils and all of the villagers are trying to break in to the shed where you have held her captive. At the same time mixed feelings of “ that was a phat nut” and “Gotta blast” ensue upon you and your mind is racing so fast that you collapse to the floor and feel paralyzed as you are snatched up by the villagers with your pants still at your ankles
That trip to Vietnam was ultimately ruined when I had that Dirty Eli
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Cummy virgin who pees in Seth Dugan's trousers; also get sucked by Giant Worm; and says slurs on occasion
Yo, look at Eli Dugan. He is peeing in Seth Dugan's trousers!