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"Dude, it's colour, not color, neighbour, not neighbor, grey, not gray. Stop speaking bastardised!"
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English kiss a kiss which is known to progress into some sexual activity
English kiss and then become sexually aroused and have sex
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hand-rolled cigarrettes laced with marijuana. sometimes called "work pot". its supposed to get you high but not so high that it will make you unproductive.
oi! give the lad an english joint and get him to work on that tune!
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An alternative to showering. Instead of having a normal shower, using shampoo and soap, you have an English shower, which consists of covering your fetid body with deodorant.
Fuck, I stink and I have no time to wash, I guess I'll just have to have an English Shower
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When you're done have hardcore sex with a girl you take a shit in your hand and slap her in the ear with it
After i was done with that whore i english earmuffed that bitch
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Language spoken by the queen, noted as the perfect way to speak english. That's if you can understand it!
Also uses 'we' instead of 'I'.
Would 1 like to come to tea?
We are a grand-mother! (Margret Thatcher)
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English grammar should be pointed out with correct and accurate terms.
Yo see me, Youll do so l8r, trust me on 'dis!
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