Evans

Expert-level pussy licking method.

I made my girlfriend squirt last night using the Evans technique.

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EVAN

a litte boy with large pepperonis who will have be a successful SMALL BUSINESS OWNER of his ICE CREAM STORE

i WISH I WAS A SMALL BUSINESS OWNER LIKE EVAN

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Evans

A nice guy ლ(́◉౪◉‵ლ)

Evans is nice ლ(́◉౪◉‵ლ)

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evan

evan is one of the biggest greasiest simps known to man. he will leave you for the wife all the time. he’s known for face timing his girlfriend while playing cod with the boys. he likes weird videos about old men spanking their cock. he’s a very special individual, but if you ever have a friend named evan. just make sure you don’t get him a girlfriend cause you will never see him again.

joe “dude, did that guy really ditch the boys for his girl?”

jack “yeah, he is a total EVAN”

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an evan

a guy who gets absolutely no fucking bitches, but assumes everyone wants a piece of him. he has no game, literally cannot pull any man, woman, or other non gender conforming person in the entire world.

just use 'an evan' as an insult basically

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EVAN

A weird guy with a foot fetish that is mean and over exaggerates and i find it weird about the shit he does lol tee hee

evan has a foot fetish lol

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Evans

Obsessed with sucking ginger dick whilst texting a weed smoking green smeg

Bruh! In gonna do an Evans tonighht

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