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When someone's being a Total ASS to you & you take the higher ground so as to not stoop to their level & you don't give a fuck.
After those people hurt me, I remembered, no fucks should be given, no, not even one!
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A phrase used to belittle someone who doesn't play or have knowledge of the video game series "Metal Gear".
"So Big Boss is Solid Snake right?"
"Bro, do you even Metal Gear?"
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When fangirls cant right now they cant breathe or do anything they are in happy shock
Fangirl1:Did you see Dan's new video
Fangirl 2:YES AND I CANT EVEN RIGHT NOW
Old japanese words of wisdom, used when you embarrassingly fucked up something, you thought you were the bee's knees at.
Girlfriend "Dude, you sucked tonight!"
Boyfriend "Well, even monkeys fall from trees. Bitch."
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(тайное всегда становится ясным in Russian)
an expression meaning
even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later
son: dad, how did you know I had bad grades?
father: roflmao son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?
This is term most commonly used as a statement urging someone to get revenge. It is often used when one is feeling especially vengeful for this certain wrong.
Gandalf: Gimli just broke into my house and ate all of my cupcakes, you know, the ones with the little hearts.
Bilbo: Oh?
Gandalf: And he shaved my beard, i'm really mad.
Bilbo: Don't get mad, get even.
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The default response used by someone who is confronted with a truth about themselves that they would rather not face.
This phrase is commonly used by addicts, those with low self esteem and just about anyone else whose biggest fear is that someone else will notice their problem and offer to help.
Using this phrase successfully pushes away anyone wanting to help, and the user ironically ensures that indeed, nobody will ever know them.
In another ironic twist, if someone you know well says this phrase to you, then it means either:
1) they've been lying to you about who they really are (in which case it's their own fault that you don't know them), or
2) they have suddenly and fundamentally changed in the few seconds prior to telling you that you don't know them (in which case they also don't know themselves).
However, the case is usually that they're unobservant, self-absorbed, don't like that you were so easily able to identify their issues and resent the fact that they are unable to pay attention to anything long enough to 'know' it. They assume that everyone else is like this too, which is why they seem so shocked when uttering this phrase.
"I think you've been ignoring your family and you should spend more time with them."
"You don't even know me!"
"I think your drinking is negatively affecting your performance at work."
"You don't even know me!"
"I think you should take a shower because you stink."
"You don't even know me!"
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