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Markiplier: “I am the greatest to ever exist.”
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1. woman who has college-age children and always hooks them (and their friends) up with alcohol. 2. woman with college-age children who knows how to use facebook effectively. 3. woman with college-age children who attends every college sporting event but somehow is not embarrasing.
friend 1: you have the coolest mom ever!!
friend 2: yeah you really do. Your mom got be a fifth for my birthday and i'd only met her one time!!
(mom overhears)
mom: i love you guys!! hope you get to have a wonderful summer without any arrests!
kid: mom!!!
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"Whitewashed" or Educated African Americans. Along the same lines as "Dont chu evas" except since their educated, they pronounce the words correctly.
Those Do Not You Evers think they are the sh*t.
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Don't bring down Abi Titmuss. She's fucking fit and she would be better in the sack than any girl you've ever had. don't bring her down.
''That's it Abi, you suck it good''.
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Ally is the cutest person ever, prove me wrong.
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