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A specific arrangement of one's hands and fingers in which the hands are extended forward palms up while cyclically moving the fingers as if they were grasping at jello.
Once again, Stilts was caught doing the creepy fingers at the bar during Michael Jackson's Dirty Diana.
A condition experienced when one plays the game "Angry Birds", "Angry Birds Seasons", or "Angry Birds Rio" too much.
The constant tapping of the pause button and the subsequent tapping of the restart button right underneath it using one's left thumb eventually leads to throbbing and a peculiar tingling that can't be properly explained unless one experiences it firsthand.
As for the right hand, certain birds require tapping in order to use their respective ability. Many people prefer to use their right thumb for this function, which can lead to similar effects as the left hand. Many impatient players worsen this condition by launching their bird, tapping for the ability, then quickly swipe from left to right in order to get right back to their birds to launch as quick as possible
This condition is treatable with breaks between every few Angry Birds levels. However if one decides to keep playing, their condition could worsen.
"Man, my AB Fingers are messing with my school work, I can barely write anything!"
"I had the worst case of AB Fingers yesterday, luckily I took a break to go eat dinner"
"You need treatment for your AB Fingers, I'll call the most reliable hotline to get you some help
snails dead or alive attached to place where nail used to be
dang gurl nice finger-snails you got there
The pain associated at the tip of the index finger from repeatedly banging it into the touchscreen of a Point of Sale register. Commonly found in retail and customer service based occupations. Seek medical attention/new career if the problem persists.
It was only 45 minutes into Jane's shift and she was already complaining about her POS Finger symptoms. She'll have to use her middle and ring fingers for the next couple transactions.
When someone slips a roofy or some other drug into your beverage.
Mr. Hare: Come in for a cup of coffee, boy.
Kyler: Uh, ok.
*one hour later*
Kyler: What did you do to me?
Mr. Hare: I gave you the old silly finger.
Kyler: You ssson of a bbitchh
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When a women mustn’t masturbate for the whole month of February (It’s like no but November but for girls)
Girl: yo you fail no finger February
Thot: nah I’m saving this koochie for my man
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