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Commonly known as Captain Falcon's signature move. The falcon punch is epitome of human capabilities the strongest technique a mere mortal can accomplish (Childs play to Chuck Norris). Ultimatly the falcon punch is rediculously powered punch capable but not limited to the destruction of all beings hit with the attack (except Chuck Norris in which this attack only tickles him) and in a grander scale a punch that affect can change the universe..
To perform this attack:
1: Plant feet firmly
2: Cock back you arm while yelling: FFAAAALLLLCOOONNN!
3: Hurl your fist at your target while yelling PUUUNNNCCCHHHHHH!
4: (Important) Make sure you don't miss..it happens often
Jordan used Falcon Punch on Mike, after Mike said Chuck Norris is weak.
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Taking a dump of of an open rock face resulting falling feces.
Dude, don't look at me when I'm making a mud falcon.
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v. The act of forcefully shoving one's fist - in a punching motion - up a female's rectum during intercourse, often whilst shouting "Falcon Punch!" Also referred to as fisting or buttrape, though those don't include the catchy punching words =D Taken from Captain Falcon.
"I love it in the butt!"
"FALCON PUNCH."
"AUGH."
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A falcon Pinch is the act of Making A woman Bleed from the Vagina. Involving Inserting the thumb and first finger. Reaching to the top if the uterus, Pinching it and pulling it as far down as you can before releasing.
Resulting In a River Rapid of Blood.
I totallay gave Conor's mum a Falcon Pinch last night and she bled Enough for 100 Tranfusions.
Up, Pinch, Pull, Ping!
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The act of diming out your friends or leaving them out of something they would have want to be involved in. Otherwise know as a sell out or in the military a "Buddy Fucker".
Jason Berry "Blue Falconed" me for lunch today!!
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1. A stupid tv series(actually i never watched it but i just assume its not worth waisting my time)
2. My sister trying to be funny - she only realized it since she has to sound words out when she's reading.
After tv commercial.
michelle; "daniel, your a falcon beach " (annoying high pitched laugh)
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