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When you wake up having to pee really bad, but decide to take a leak on your partner laying on your back and arcing it onto their unsuspecting sleeping face.
Rachael didn't appreciate the morning glory I gave her. She should have woke up before me.
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The line from a woman's hip to crotch, between her abdomen and leg.
Starting at the hip you take that glory road and kiss your way to the all you can eat buffet.
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The title of one who has been caught in the nude by one's parents or sibling with the flag of our nation wrapped around his/her naked body.
Chris D'Angelis, unsure of his parents' arrival, decided to let loose, was walked in on, and is now dubbed Old Glory.
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Metal for anyone who has a mullet, drives a camaro, and "loves to rock." Metal for those who wear gaunlets, obsessively watch Lord of the Rings or play D&D. Those who enjoy "hoisting the chalice" and "striking Thor's hammer upon thy sin stricken Earth".
You listen to Manowar?? That sickens me, you Glory Metal piece of shit.
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seeds from the Ipomoea violacea family, they containe LSA wich is similar to LSD, they also make you sick as fuck and cause you to throw up repeatedly and violently. Seeds contain contain cyanide.
Man these morning glory's make me sick.....holy shit.....I'm Peter Pan, I can fly!!!
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when a glory hole is used backwards (for analingus instead of fellatio):
glory hole + stink star = glory star
A glory star was the last thing Bob expected to see in this cleaner-than-average truck stop restroom.
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A person with little or no previous political allegiance who is now claiming to have always been a Conservative.
'David Cameron is so hot.'
'You don't even know who he is. You're such a glory-tory!'
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