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Free pussin' it

Loose women that do not wear underwear.
They're not free ballin' it, they're free pussin' it.

Yo, that ratchet ass bitch Tiffany, I heard she Free Pussin' It right now.

by Clamsout22 July 27, 2017


make free

To do as one pleases, to make decisions without confirmation from others

While I was on vacation, my friends made free with my house.

The marketing guys always make free with the advertising budget.

by MatthewZA October 15, 2007


free shitting

Free shitting is the art of litterally taking a shit wherever one damn well pleases. for example, you walk outside see a place you feel like taking a shit, so you remove your pants and force the shit out wherever you fucking want and walk on like a badass.
Expert or competetive free shitters can drop rather than remove their pants and forcefully even explosively free shit in a methodlogy that doesnt require any wiping of shit from anal areas.

Usually expert or competitive free shitters can cause a fecal explosion within seconds and walk on without as little as a batted eyelid. If one was to closely examine the Anus whilst undertaking free shitting, it would look more like a mouth, projectile vomiting fecal matter out in a powerful fountain.

But an amateur must not force free shitting too quickly or risk a prolapse or terrifying mess, covering themselves and or loved ones in shit.

The Free Shitting man walked past our house, stopped on the footpath and within a matter of seconds there was a giant turd on the ground.

Upon looking up he was already walking away. That man was a free shit expert.

by esssssjaaayy March 9, 2018


free blowjob

Trick question, no such thing.

"Can I get Friday off"? Can i get a free blowjob"?

by F0ckRite April 28, 2018


Free-loamer

Commanding the letting loose of a previously constrained person or animal.
To let something or someone loose to roam free.

The dog has been stuck in van for 3 hours, free-loamer!

by Justin Bustin' Rocks April 17, 2009


free profession

It is a profession where one can easily work for oneself eg a barber, doctor or accountant as opposed to say a policeman or engineer where it is very hard to work for yourself.

When the economy went bad, I was happy that I was in a free profession so I could get work by working for myself.

by BernardZ May 4, 2020


Free Lunch

Free Lunch is where you're allowed to get something totally free without having to pay anything for it later.

Steve: I took Samantha to my house and we had a really good time together, but since I didn't buy her food first, she said she won't be seeing me again.

Bill: There is no Free Lunch.

by Pony Battles November 25, 2019