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A postive term of the word stalking.
"Stalk" makes it sound sinister. I prefer to call it friendship inducement.
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The friendship where you and (a) friend(s) are best friends one day; laughing, talking, hugging, sharing secrets, and the next day you are crying from all the fights you've been having.
Fighting consists of:
Shit talking
Bitch Slapping
Backstabbing
Rude Behavior that offends others (racist, sexist, biogtry, YO MAMA jokes, etc)
Lying
Bipolar friendships are common among females.
Henry: Hey, you and Mandy comin' to the party tonight?
Giselle: Nah. We're not talking. Girl doesn't know how to keep her mouth shut.
Henry: *sigh* Bipolar Friendship.
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a shitty excuse for people to be dry texters and not put effort into a friendship
vicky: hey i was wondering if you come to this party with me? you seemed like you loved to have fun when we were talking in english :)
tayla: no, this is a part-time friendship, i regret giving you my number.
vicky’s mind: fuck. i wish people liked me.
A long distance friendship is where you have to trust and rely on your friend. You may not be with them all the time or see them 24/7 but you will always love and look out for them no matter what you go through. You may have ups and downs but this person will always accept you for being you.
Kylie and Jess had a long distance friendship as Kylie lives in the USA and Jess lives in the Uk.
True Friends that don't judge each other, but judge other people together
"Those two have an H&M friendship don't they"
" Yeah they do be careful they could be talking about you."
When two people of the opposite sex partake in a close friendship simlar to that of a close female friendship.
Person 1: Hey, are you guys dating?
Person 2: Nah, we're just in a borderline-straight friendship.
Friendship time out, is a legal term for when your friends have crossed a line and need to learn their place.
Follows is a base document:
That's it your on an official friendship time out for (amount of time).
Section A. Congratulations. You are no longer my friend until (time/date)
Section B.
contact will be limited to hello or a nod, you are prohibited from making attempts to initiate responses from the plaintiff (me) until such time as stated in section A
Section C.
Any parties, gatherings or outings must be first announced to the plaintiff so avoidance can be more easily accomplished, failure to do so will be seen as an attempt to establish contact (as per section B) if both plaintiff and accused are agreed in a party then a third party must be present at all times to limit contact and act as a go between. (Third party cannot be a partner or family member.)
Section D.
If you agree to these terms simply reply yes, otherwise further action will be taken to ensure the safety and the avoidance of the plaintiff from the accused.
Section E.
Blackmail will lead to extensions in time out as well as further clauses added to contract. Bribery on the other hand will be accepted and, depending on the bribe, the contract will be altered from original date (see Section A) but constant bad bribe offers will be seen as harassment per section B.
Sincerely,
my "Friend": that shirt makes you look fat...
Me: please watch your post box for the legal documentation that i will be sending.
Friendship time out is when you put your friends in a hypothetical corner for an extended period of time