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A frozen high five is, in context, a high five given bewteen two people on a really cold day, preferably at night when it is even colder. Ideal conditions for this is to have the temperate be around or less than 36 degrees Fahrenheit. The reason for this extremely cold weather is that for some unknown reason, when it is really cold that the fingertips of the finger feel frozen, and the hand slaps something, it becomes really painful. There are two types of frozen high fives, one is like a regular high five, in which the two people high five each other. The other is not given like a high five at all and is given by having two people stand far enough apart, so that when their hands are fully extended, the palms meet, then the two people pull their hands back (while still fully extended) and slam the palm of the hand against the opposing palm as hard as possible. This method is the most painful of the two.
(On a 36 degree night)
Gary: High-five!
Andrew: Okay.
Gary and Andrew: Oww!
(3 minutes later)
Gary: OTHER HAND!
(the second method of a frozen high five is given)
Gary and Andrew: OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
(both collapse on the floor in pain)
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Fill a regular drinking straw with fresh made semen, freeze the semen filled straw.
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Man, Elsa and I got freaky last night. She made up a frozen strawpedo, put it down my dick and gave me a solid wristy
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take a steamy dump in a condom. freeze it. and then stick er in the cunt. also known as "the lumpy lad"
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To shit into a condom, insert a stick, freeze it, peel off the condom and penetrate your partner then eating the remaining thawed out feces with your partner.
Miranda: Hey man what do you wanna do?
Tay: I dont know. Do you want a Frozen Chocolate Banana?
Miranda: Sure
( 30 mins later )
Miranda: Wow! and theres enough for dessert!
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When cocaine is blown into the asshole, followed by inserting a single ice cube, and then performing anal until the ice has melted
It was Sarah’s birthday, so Tim gave her a Frozen Fizz Tingle.
While riding a ski lift, you try to fingerblast your girl into an orgasm before you reach the top of the hill. Her vaginal liquids will freeze on ur finger creating a tasty popsicle when you get off the lift!
I was hungry so I just gave her a frozen finger blast and it held me over until dinner
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Yo, after no nut November, I had a severe case of frozen deli dick.