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July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.
Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
a whole day where you don't talk about "Anti Fur Day" or whatever the fuck is going on anymore.
Person 1: "Oh crap! Tomorrow's Fur Day-"
Person 2: "and today is Shut The Fuck Up day! so keep it down with those holidays, will ya?!"
Shut The Fuck Up Day takes place on April 17 where everyone stops talking, and whoever talks is automatically a homosexual.
Oh shit it's Shut The Fuck Up Day time to shut the fuck up
A day where all the Jeremy can fuck who they want
Guy 1 : Dude tomorrow is fuck a Jerem day
Jeremy : uWu
Fuck Anubis girl called Millie on October 24th because why not
Guy 1:It’s fuck Millie day
Guy 2:I’m gonna fuck Millie hard today
National Holiday where all of the worlds population meets to fuck Floop's mom. This is every year on 8/2
Man how did you celebrate Fuck Floop's Mom Day? Man I fucked Floop's mom
what the fuck? are you sick? its not a fucking real day!! go die in a fire you sicko if you think its real
person 1: "hey! did you know that june 21 is national fuck day?"
person 2: " go kill yourself bitch! its a stupid thing to believe!"