Random
Source Code
Random
Ex husband can’t spell and texts Fuck yours instead of fuck you. you can’t stop laughing at how dumb he is.
Me. Hey are you going to pay child support this month? Ex, fuck yours! Me can’t stop laughing but still didn’t get the money.
its an expression you say when you are surprised and Shocked at the same time.
person 1 : i took your gold and sold it so i can buy a car
person 2 : Have you lost your fucking mind ! who did you ask !
A form of endearment
“I love you” “fuck your chickenstrips”
Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Fuck them on this very special day!
Person 1:Hey dude guess what.
Person 2:What?
Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day
June 21st. The day when u and your best friend get in bed and you know..fuck
"OMG WHY ARE U TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES?!!?!"
"Its National Fuck your best friend day!!! Get on the bed"
September 22nd is now national fuck your best friend day You can go up to a friend and ask do they wanna fuck or something
National fuck your best friend day means you are able to fuck your bestie for the whole day of september 22 aka a whole 24hrs
This day is celebrated on 16th of July. On this day you can fuck ur homie's mom and ur homie and his/her mother cannot reject u fucking his/her mom.
You: Hey John I am gonna fuck your mom, because its international Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day.
John: Oh ok go ahead.