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A program created to give Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond an excuse to go on road trips and bum each other all the live long day.
Jeremy: 'Hey Richard from Top Gear, do you want to go to Bolivia?'
Richard: '...why?'
Jeremy: 'So me, you and James can have hot jungle sex'
James: I'll bring the lube.
Richard: Daaaamn, okay.
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Saying this is like implying you could try harder if you wanted to.
You don't have another gear. You're in the same place you've always been. You were given something you don't deserve. Worthless. Useless. All you'll ever do is alleviate some of the burden other have to bare for you. Garbage. You still don't get that you're just being puffed up by your retard support. You're nothing. Filth.
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To visit every pond shop, music shore, and cool second hand shop you can think of in search of deals and musical gear. An average gear run takes up most of the day so a delicious ethnic meal of some type must be included during it.
Adrian, Kim and Dave drove all around the city today on a gear run in search of great deals at all the pond shops, music stores and cool second hand stores.
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The sensation associated with peeing after an orgasm. To "shift" the urethra from cum blasting mode to piss mode.
It took Carl a good five minutes standing over the toilet shifting gears after butt ramming Bruce so he could take a piss and wash the poop out of the tip of his dick.
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1. World Of Warcraft. Mythril Spurs, etc.
2. Chaps, etc. Used in the act of sweet lovin'.
1.I cant believe my riding gear mod still works after patch.
2.Put on your Riding Gear Slim. It's time for lovin' Brokeback Mountain Style.
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Geared Income (welfare) is a form of monetary contribution (taxes) made on behalf of the government to only the laziest and most useless human beings. In an effort to keep track of the scum of society better and study their breeding habits, the government decided to house them in large clusters, called "geared income housing units" (ghetto) To ensure that the sub-humans don't die off before the government decides to kill them off, free health care is also offered. (rabies vaccine) the working class largely fund this experiment. Geared income recipients have more spending power than those who work for a living, because the government has pampered them in order to keep them colonized.
Yeah, she's on geared-income
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