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insult from full house
DJ; "you are a nerd bomber"
Steph: "geek burger"
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When your friend is coming to pick you up, instead of coming to the door, they text you to come out.
Sara: When is Chad coming to pick you up?
Beth: He should be here any minute.
(random ringtone for text alerts)
Beth: Oh, that's him now!
Sara: How did you know?
Beth: He texted me. You know, geek doorbell.
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A band geek by definition is:
1. A person who calls the band hall their second home.
2. Has the ability to play 5 or more instruments.
3. Participates in musicals, ignoring the long hours of torture, but enjoying it thoroughly.
4. Dates other band geeks.
5. Has no problem repeating things.
6. Has no problem repeating things.
7. Will skip other classes to be in the band.
8. Are always happy, or appear to be, no matter how bad things get.
9. Are the coolest people in school.
10. Are always having fun, through playing, dating, having sex, etc...
11. 200 times better than "orch dorks" and "choir queers" combined, and they know it.
The band geek appears to be a normal student... Until they enter the band hall...
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The assembly of all the geeks at a company who skip lunch to sit at their desks and play video games against each other. The activity usually repels women and attracts zits. Gleeful squeals can usually be heard shouted sporadically between 12am-1PM as new virtual weapons are acquired, points accumulated and general disconnect from reality peaks to new dizzying levels.
Patrick: It's 12 o'clock! You know what that means...
Rob: Clicking wars!!!
Both: YEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Patrick: God I love Geek Loop.
when a boy or girl likes someone and they are all about that one person they have their eyes on
guy: avery is my baby forever bro
girls: awhh , i want someone to geek over me like he geeks over avery
When you’re so geeked you get a boner
Brad -“Woah dude, I’m totally boner geeked rn”
Jamal- “Wtf bro?”
Brad- “No homo bro”
An attractive girl who intentionally develops an interest in traditionally geeky activities such as tabletop RPGs, strategy games, Star Trek, MANGA or LARP. In the case of a geek betty this is often done in order to create common interests with the geeky boys who interest her.
"Dude, Nigel! Why is Michelle always crashing our weekly AD&D game? I mean she doesn't even know what a saving throw is!"
"Well, Mervin, I suspect it's not about the game. I wouldn't be surprised if she were joining our group because she's physically attracted to you and is expressing interest in your hobby in order to get close to you."
"No way! Who would have thought Michelle was a geek betty?"