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Down and Out in Paris and London
Burmese Days
A Clergyman's Daughter
Keep the Aspidistra Flying
The Road to Wigan Pier
Homage to Catalonia
Coming Up for Air
Inside the Whale and Other Essays
The Lion and the Unicorn: Socialism and the English Genius
Animal Farm
Dickens, Dali and Others
1984
Shooting and Elephant and Other Essays
Such, Such Were the Joys
Have you read "1984"? Good stuff, man.
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The comedy king who ccan out-funny ANY comedian that has ever set foot uopn this planet!
They're going to ban the toy guns..AND THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THE FUCKIN REAL ONES!!
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When you make up definitions for peculiar words.
"Sovereignty is not a sovereign entity."
-George W Bush
He's George Bushin' it.
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Some that is missing and needs to be found
Sir have you seen George hennon
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The originator of "Truth Comedy," and the One True God
"I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!"
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George Carlin is the funniest comedian that has ever lived. George Carlin is responsible for the original list of "7 words you can't say on T.V." A man who never cares who he may offend, as long as he has SOMEONE pissing themselves laughing.
George Carlin Quotes
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"
"People with low self-esteem have earned it"
"Let's give credit where credit is due, and admit that scotch tape was a really good idea"
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One of THE BEST guitar players in the history of man kind. He was one of The Beatles. Also the youngest of the four. Peoe claimed him as "The Quiet One." He don't have to speak. His feeling goes through a guitar. When he left the fab four, he was the first one to get a hit. He has made some pretty recognizable songs. He was also FREAKING SEXY AS H***. He died November 29,2001. Years before his death he has wrote books. (He was a paperback writer 😝)
Person 1) "Dude who is this George Harrison?"
Person 2) "George is the one where when you meet eyes with him, you get lost into his passionate soul. You go crazy swing his long fingers. You melt seeing his cheek bones. When you see him shirtless, you pass out on the spot. You wish a lot of men were like George."
Person1) "OK... I was just asking who he is not your turn ons"
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