Git on yer Knees bois!

Deputy Ryans orders dem bois to do dis when they claim dat beer isn't derz.Ryans hates bein called a liar bois.

Ryans:Is dis yere alcoholic substance?
Berchowski:That isn't mine sir!I never seen that before in my life sir!
Ryans:You neva seen a beer before? What a retard! Bois! I'm so drunk!

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Ask me if I shiv a git

A nifty phrase my always proper-in-public platinum blonde mother would use when sarcastically emphasizing to someone how truly little she was giving a shit.

Oh boy, that takes a big load off me for sure; ask me if I shiv a git!

git along little doggies

redneck word for 'get the fuck out you bunch of bitches'

Git along little doggy!

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Done got git got

When you get got

Ashley was doing blow in the shitter, cops saw her and she done got git got

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git dat note face

The look that rock guitarists have when they try hit difficult notes on their guitar. A scrunched up look to the mouth and eyes as you are trying to do something difficult. Happens to non-guitarists when trying to defecate.

Man, this morning, I had some serious 'git dat note face' after eating that whole pizza last night.

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git along little dogies

Taking a normal dump when you don't have diarrhea or some other heinous problem. Just a normal relaxing dump.

Similar to "taking the kids to the pool".

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git your fuckin' rat out

Pronouced (git yor fuh-kin rat-aht)
These magic 5 words have the power to make any girl immediately present her gash/slit/rat/box/kebab/fanjita/axe wound/love pudding/lady cake etc to the speaker

"Oi darlin', git your fuckin' rat out"

reply: "aiit then"

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