Morning Glory

When you wake up having to pee really bad, but decide to take a leak on your partner laying on your back and arcing it onto their unsuspecting sleeping face.

Rachael didn't appreciate the morning glory I gave her. She should have woke up before me.

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glory road

The line from a woman's hip to crotch, between her abdomen and leg.

Starting at the hip you take that glory road and kiss your way to the all you can eat buffet.

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old glory

The title of one who has been caught in the nude by one's parents or sibling with the flag of our nation wrapped around his/her naked body.

Chris D'Angelis, unsure of his parents' arrival, decided to let loose, was walked in on, and is now dubbed Old Glory.

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glory metal

Metal for anyone who has a mullet, drives a camaro, and "loves to rock." Metal for those who wear gaunlets, obsessively watch Lord of the Rings or play D&D. Those who enjoy "hoisting the chalice" and "striking Thor's hammer upon thy sin stricken Earth".

You listen to Manowar?? That sickens me, you Glory Metal piece of shit.

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morning glory

seeds from the Ipomoea violacea family, they containe LSA wich is similar to LSD, they also make you sick as fuck and cause you to throw up repeatedly and violently. Seeds contain contain cyanide.

Man these morning glory's make me sick.....holy shit.....I'm Peter Pan, I can fly!!!

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Glory to the hole

The hole is a symbol of potential and possibility. It represents the space where something new can emerge, where we can create and build.

The hole reminds us of the interconnectedness of all things. It shows us that we are part of a greater whole, and that we are not alone in this world.

The hole should be celebrated, not covered up It holds great value and importance, and is worthy of our reverence and respect.

We must embrace the hole, and allow it to inspire us to reach for our dreams, to pursue our passions, and to create a better future for ourselves and for those around us.

Glory to the hole! Let us embrace its power and potential, and let it guide us on our journey towards greatness.

In remembrance of it's founding father

Glory to the hole

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Glory to the hole!

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glory star

when a glory hole is used backwards (for analingus instead of fellatio):

glory hole + stink star = glory star

A glory star was the last thing Bob expected to see in this cleaner-than-average truck stop restroom.

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