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Alcoholic beverage invented in the north east of England on the 12th of November 2011.
Drink contains, Jack Daniels, Amaretto, Peach Schnapps and coke.
Phil: Now mate, fancy another golden lovejoy?
Alex: You referring to that drink of legendary status containing Jack Daniels, Amaretto, Peach Schnapps and coke?
Phil: Yer mate.
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When you're fucking a girl up the ass and piss in it
Ohhh yeah ohhh yeah
ahhh... that was refreshing
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A lesbian who has never been penetrated by a man.
Jenna is a golden star, no way she's gonna let you stick it to her!
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The person whom appears to have an untarnished record of any kind. Most people considered a "golden boy" actually do have many flaws and are not what they appear.
That fucker is such a golden boy...
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When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.
*Joe walks out of bathroom.*
Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!
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when you have been urinated on by a drunken friend after a night on the town
last night i saw some poor guy in a golden coma
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When one partner urinates into the other partner's oral cavity, who then waits in a statuesque pose for a bird to come bathe in their urine filled mouth.
"It is such a nice day outside, why don't we put on that Wham CD and I'll give you a golden birdbath"
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