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noun- the muscle in the back of one's upper leg, which causes one to go "full-derp" and laugh like a goober when squeezed hard enough.
Dammit, Justin! Stop squeezing my goober tendon; you're gonna make my vagina cry ffs!
THERE'S A GODDAMN SPACE BETWEEN THE TWO WORDS MARY!!!!
Mary doesn't know that goober nuts is two different words and it's horribly disappointing
The luck that one has when not in a group nor friends, a prime example of Goobers Luck
>spawns with 4 leaf clover keychain
>loots barrel stash's proceeds to get roller watch
>extracts successfully
"Where tf did you get the key to do the rapists water " - Donecoin " idk goobers luck ig" -Krebs
Basically a blowjob, but sloppy and typically accompanied by sounds that resemble a turkey.
MAN 1: Hey man, im gonna have my goober gobbled by Shitlana tonight!
MAN 2: Nice dude. i got Emily to gobber my goober last week.
The act of someone watching another man's penis
That pervert sure was goober gazing us taking a piss.
“Green squishy candy that you eat”…”turns you gay”-Paige
Did you eat the last Gay Goober?