Canadian Goose

You lay a girl down in the middle of the floor naked. you proceed to take a running start diving over her and shitting on her in mid-air. For full effect make a honking sound.

Last weekend I pulled a Canadian Goose on your sister.

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Bubble Goose

noun - Also known as a Bubble Goose Down Jacket, Bubble Down Jacket, Bubble Jacket, Down Jacket. Made famous in popular culture through hip hop, most notably New York hip hop.

I want a yellow Bubble Goose like the Busta Rhymes had in the "Wooh Hah" video.

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Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after an often sweaty day resulting in soiled garments and massive feminine aroma. P.S The aroma can be smelled threw thin pants

As a child on the crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman with yoga pants.

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Canadian Goose

The scariest thing ever. This mother fuckers will teleport behind you and start biting your shoes they will run away just so they can jump in the air and drop kick you like a cloaker. Canadian Geese will not hesitate to tackle your child.

Kyle: Yo we should go for a walk
Dave: Nah man
Kyle: Why?
Dave: Theres a Canadian goose out there

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Silly Goose

Silly goose is often used when someone is being silly or crazy (not in a bad way).

"Did you forget to ask your teacher about the exam again, you silly goose?" or " Haha, cutie pie, you are such a silly goose"

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goose wine

Mid-Atlantic slang for a drink of cold water.

1. The only thing that can quench my thirst is goose wine
2. Son, get me some more of that there goose wine.

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blame it on the goose

an expression used defend one's actions under a state of inebriation that one wouldn't normally do under sober circumstances

Matt:"Dude, what was up with u last night at the club? U were so hammered, falling all over the place and trying pick up this hideous 300 lbs chick, then tried to start a fight with the bouncer!"
Steve"I dunno man, blame it on the goose!"

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