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gangster grip

a glock or pistol or handheld firearm of some variety used to fuck someone up really bad.

Gangster-Gimme the weed

PaperBOy- It'll cost ya.

Gangster-*pulls out gangster grip* what?

PaperBoy-umm. here take it.

by riseagainst4eva January 1, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Grip master

unhung teen though confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.

If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average

how's your grip masterb8r?

Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard short skinny penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm

With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.

A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.

by heatHerize January 16, 2013

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


life grips

Slang for extremely large fake breasts.

If I'm ever floating out in open water, I hope I'm with Pam Anderson, 'cause there ain't no way I'll ever sink with them life grips of hers! Holler.

by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Death Grips

Death Grips is a group of 3 alcoholic homeless guys that have an addiction to every drug imaginable.

they also make music that sounds exactly like getting drunk taking every drug imaginable. They also have received heavy amount's of praise from famous melon headed critic Anthony fantano (also known as theneedledrop) and 4chan for their 10/10 discography with no flaws whatsoever.

Person 1: you know death grips released a new album right?

Person 2: yeah, that fucking melon gave it a 10 didnt he?

Person 1: yeah he did, it made feel noided beyond belief.

by Local lawnmower November 21, 2020

22๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quinzy grip

the act of putting index finger up the fanny and your thumb up the arsehole and squeezing the tips togeather.

" I had her in a quinzy grip and swung her high above my head"

by micky willy July 17, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Grip

Universal Tradesman Slang For Doing Something With One Hand Proficiently That Normally Takes Two, Also Known As The "1 Grip"

Cement:
Sam: Dave, Look At Jeff, He's Got An Insane Monkey Grip On That 20 LB Sledgehammer.
Dave: I See That Sam, You Gotta Be Really Strong To Do That

Welding:
Jesse: How Come Jake Can Monkey Grip And We Can't?
John: I Dunno, But At Least He's Got Really Good Welds

by Andrew Barron June 16, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bowling Grip

When a man, usually of notable strength, lifts a woman off of the ground by inserting his two middle fingers into her vagina, and placing his thumb inside her rectum, as if gripping a bowling ball.

Did you see Tina's face? Word has it that her boyfriend gave her the 'bowling grip', and swung her down a flight of stairs.

by Gumzoobo May 9, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž