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the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved
wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-
This guy has pooped his pants on a number of occasions. Totally chill vibes. Always knows what day of the week it is. Keep him close because you never know when you're going to need someone with fire man gams
This guy has pooped his pants on a number of occasions. Totally chill vibes. Always knows what day of the week it is. Keep him close because you never know when you're going to need someone with fire man gams
A gooby gus is the art of ejaculating into a female to the point where said sexual intercourse makes a gushing sound AND the semen is leaking out the vaginal cavity.
I gave her a Gooby Gus last night.
A better and more prestigious way of telling your doctor you’re feeling fatigued.
Hello, Dr.Clementine, due to my terminal testicle cancer I’ve just been feeling a little, fat-I-gued.
(verb) to fight for a cause and publicly appear virtuous while actually secretly being a pretty scummy human being.
named after famous Twitter troll who notoriously defeated Donald Trump in a lawsuit, who was arrested for allegedly beating his wife a couple times
that Trumper at the capitol invasion eugene gu'd to the max, pretending to fight for police rights while killing a cop in DC!
Gus-Ann is actually two people morphed into one. When together you at first think how cute they look but that quickly changes once you've been around them enough. When apart they are constantly on one anothers mind and during the day they spend numerous hours on phone. Their probably going to have children soon if Beth Ann breaks away from her "pure" ways. Who knows what their future holds? I guess in reality the world would be a better place if we had more Gus-Ann's.
Is that a elephant?
Is that a cow?
Wait is that two men humping?
Oh no! ITS GUS-ANN