horse shit

'hors shit'- noun (1) Horse manure. (2) Aggressive or malicious untruth or deception. origin: When substituted for cow manure as a soil additive, horse manure will prevent the growth of agricultural goods.

"You're telling that that truck is worth $10,000 - Horse Shit!

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horse pill

Classically, refers to size; an unusually large pill.

Realistically, should refer to Premarin, the birth control that consists of "conjugated estrogens" extracted from horse urine!

1. How on earth can you swallow that multivitamin; it's a horse pill!

2. She's on horse pills

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feeding the horse

to stimulate the females lady lips with the hand in a manner as if feeding a hungry horse.

'did you feed her horse last night'?
'yes it was very hungry'

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Horse face

A weird guy named Jean in the Survey Corps. He is a horse. Not literally, he just looks like one.

Armin: "Jean died last night."
Eren: "WOOHOO HORSE FACE IS DEAD" (this did not actually happen)

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Horse emoji

Send to a female when u want her to ride ur dick.

F: I wanna fuck
M:🐎

F:BET!
I wanna 🐎 his meat so bad girly

The horse emoji means riding dick

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dark horse

A mysterious or shy person who unexpectedly turns out to be the best at something.

Popularly used to describe a man who may not initially catch a lady’s attention but is then unpredictably, completely charming (and, if the lady really hits the jackpot, is fantastic in bed). Due to the element of surprise, a dark horse can often beguile even the most beautiful and intelligent ladies into bed.

‘You got Lizzie into bed? Damn, you’re a dark horse man. We’ve all been trying for months’

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horse hog

_________ performed by a junkie in exchange for heroin or another illicit drug.

"Two months and no shower, cigarette-methane fog and if you ever need it, I give mean horse hog." - Jerry Cantrell, "Pig Charmer" Degredation Trip

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