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never had a cough

If you've "never had a cough", you've never had an STD.

" They say the average person has 6 sexual partners in their lifetime. Shit, Nate has had enough strange for 20 lifetimes. And has never had a cough."

by Peckerwooded November 10, 2021


Nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!

What an annoyed attendee snorts at you when you sarcastically voice a gross/crude/embarrassing "audio clip" during/after a humiliating event that others would prefer to hush up or forget/ignore.

Wry-faced storyteller: "...but needless to say, that big plate of beans very decidedly did **not** completely agree with me, and so I ---"
You: "July is National Baked Bean Month --- ppppppprrrrrrrppppppffffhh --- excuse me!"
Wry-faced storyteller, casting an irritated glance in your direction: "Hey --- that's quite enough --- nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!"

by QuacksO June 3, 2018


I've had plenty of practice

True, but has said voluminous practice actually done you any good???

The White Knight totally "went Rain Man" on Alice when he huffily told her, "Oh, I've had plenty of practice --- plenty of practice!" after she expressed concern about how he kept repeatedly falling off his horse, so perhaps he (and the Red Knight, as well!) was just super-clumsy, and thus no amount of training could significantly improve his horsemanship.

by QuacksO August 22, 2019


he had no muscle

a guy who thinks he is the shit but has no muscle

he had no muscle. I bet a girl is stronger than him

by im so unknown February 18, 2016


Had to bed

Reyno go to bed you are out of your depth and no one wants to listen to your thoughts on nfl fantasy

Reyno had to bed son

by Alberto William November 12, 2021


had a hack

"Had a hack"
When someone fails a task or acomished a task in a very unattractive way

Davo- "Oi mate pass me the silicone gun"
Jimmy - "what ? Did ya have a hack ?"

E.g Davo had a hack workin on the roof this arvo

by Tom10460 February 6, 2017


I've had the sherb

Expression used to convey one's utter exasperation; when one has reached a saturation point, is on their last nerve etc...

Mark Bonnano: "All right, B.J. Kelly, no more drums..."
Broden: "Well, good. I hope he means it, folks, 'cause I've had the sherb."

by Vlad Dracula Tepes November 27, 2022