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If you've "never had a cough", you've never had an STD.
" They say the average person has 6 sexual partners in their lifetime. Shit, Nate has had enough strange for 20 lifetimes. And has never had a cough."
What an annoyed attendee snorts at you when you sarcastically voice a gross/crude/embarrassing "audio clip" during/after a humiliating event that others would prefer to hush up or forget/ignore.
Wry-faced storyteller: "...but needless to say, that big plate of beans very decidedly did **not** completely agree with me, and so I ---"
You: "July is National Baked Bean Month --- ppppppprrrrrrrppppppffffhh --- excuse me!"
Wry-faced storyteller, casting an irritated glance in your direction: "Hey --- that's quite enough --- nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!"
Dota And <<<&&&&&&&>>> Hellstrom Had Sexual Intercourse Near The Meadows Called "Please,Believe,Please"
Dota And <<<&&&&&&&>>> Hellstrom Had Sexual Intercourse Near The Meadows Called "Please,Believe,Please"
there are many different variation's of the "chip" it can be applied to all scenarios and you can even make specific variants for special occasion's. You will find that this can be a very versatile and im yet to find a time when it hasn't worked.
Here are some of my many different versions:
Billy chips: this generally apply's to something getting its chips fast.
Afghan chips: This apply's to getting the chips hardcore style.
jacker chips: This came around recently playing Halo: Reach and when I got jacked out my Banshee this new version was made.
when you describe your past sexual moments and fantasize about it in the present.. typically girls named “leslie”.
sebas: broooo she’s the best i’ve ever had i miss her so much
jackson: bro she’s 15
a guy who thinks he is the shit but has no muscle
he had no muscle. I bet a girl is stronger than him
Reyno go to bed you are out of your depth and no one wants to listen to your thoughts on nfl fantasy