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The one day a year that diabetes is free and you can stuff your butt with every ounce of it.
Joe: Hey did you hear that it’s Halloween
Karen: Yeah I bought extra toilet paper
Joe: And I don’t need to pay for diabetes!
Karen: I bet all the doctors are going to have tons of patients with constipation and diabetes
Joe: I should be a doctor then I can tell them to bring me my money
Halloween is the on night a year were a girl can dress like a total slut and none of the other girls can say anything about it.
Some girls just were lingerin and some kinda animal ears, but it's Halloween...
add the costume
subtract the healthy food
multiply the candy
divide the fun
hey john what are you being for halloween
im being tired
The night of the year where teenagers drink and shoot fireworks until after midnight
Well so whats the story about halloween
A holiday celebrated on oct 31st.
It is a day where kids go trick-or-treating for candy at peoples houses.
I got a lot of candy on Halloween.
Halloween is an excuse to dress like shit and get candy from strangers. Also a perfect time to get murdered and stabbed. You could murder anyone as long as you dress up as a white fucking princess.
Something that we didn't have in the year 2020
Person 1: '' Oi mate, Halloween is canceled this year due to the C-word''
Person 2: '' Are you f***ing kidding me, mate !!''