The day before no nut November starts and you fap as much as you can.
1: I went 7 times on Halloween bro I’m ready for no nut November now
2: Nice dude, I went 8
the one day a year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it
“its halloween im gonna dress like a slut”
“what if regina makes fun of you?”
“she cant its halloween”
Halloween is when a bunch of fat little kids go running around house to house looking for candy.
Halloween night:
John: Hey look I got more candy! But what else do I have?
Savannah: diabetes.
The only day when you get to take candy from a stranger without possibly getting kidnapped
It’s Halloween time for trick or treating
The only day when you get to take candy from a stranger without possibly getting kidnapped
It’s Halloween time for trick or treating
Me:Halloween is superior compared to the rest of other holidays (This is my opinion)