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1. Children dressed up as random shit will roam the streets to fucking demand candy or they´ll fuck you over with toilet paper and dog shit.
2, Weird, lame ass millennials and adults will dress up as random shit and be a disappointment to their parents.
Oh shit, it's almost Halloween! I bet Susan is gonna dress up as a slutty nurse, get totally drunk and puke on herself, again!
Halloween is on 31st of October. Normally children dress up and trick or treat. Halloween is also known as All-Hallows-Eve or El Dia De Los Muertos.
Karen: “It’s Halloween today Joe!”
Joe: “Oh, is it”
A festival celebrated on the 31st of November which is created by the Irish people to scare monsters away.
In Halloween you trick or treat. You knock on someone’s door and they’ll open the door and give you sweets or chocolate or even money. You have have to dress up in a scary costume tho.
“What are you going to dress up in Halloween?”sad Jack
“It’s HALLOWEEN!” Said Holly
The one day a year that diabetes is free and you can stuff your butt with every ounce of it.
Joe: Hey did you hear that it’s Halloween
Karen: Yeah I bought extra toilet paper
Joe: And I don’t need to pay for diabetes!
Karen: I bet all the doctors are going to have tons of patients with constipation and diabetes
Joe: I should be a doctor then I can tell them to bring me my money
Halloween is the on night a year were a girl can dress like a total slut and none of the other girls can say anything about it.
Some girls just were lingerin and some kinda animal ears, but it's Halloween...
add the costume
subtract the healthy food
multiply the candy
divide the fun
hey john what are you being for halloween
im being tired
The night of the year where teenagers drink and shoot fireworks until after midnight
Well so whats the story about halloween