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Yet another term for a wank. This is where a chap goes off and gives his member a jolly good handshake. Popular with bored office workers around 4.00pm.
Dude 1: "I say, good day at the office old chap?"
Dude 2: "I'm afraid not. I had to give myself a hearty handshake to get me through the day."
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A gentle testicle cupping, as a greeting.
"If you're lucky, she'll greet you with the famous nairobi handshake"
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When one inserts all four fingers into a woman's vagina while simultaneously proceeding to enter their thumb into the anal orifice and begins to make a crude chopping motion to simulate a traditional handshake.
I gave Jennifer the Devil's Handshake last Wednesday, much to her delight.
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When a Tijuana stripper welcomes you by the accustomed grabbing of the crotch as a greeting instead of a handshake.
As my amigos and I walked in the door the stripper greeted me with a Tijuana handshake.
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a female performs cunnilingus on another female while sneaking a mouthful of tabasco sauce, thus causing an incredibly loud reaction which sounds like a German screaming unadulterated profanity uncontrollably.
Oh my GOD! The neighbors called the cops on me because my girlfriend cheated on me, so I gave that beyotch a Hitler's Handshake to teach her a lesson.
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The act of shaking hands, where one party holds on to the hand while punching the other in the face, while still shaking.
After greeting his old boss, he gave him an American Handshake.
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Standing for Thursday Island Handshake, a handshake coined by the native people on thursday island near Australia. it typically involves a local such as a barmaid who reaches up the shorts of a another and gently tugs on the man's penis.
man (unsuspecting): wow this bar is great
(meanwhile behind him) the bar mad reaches under his shorts and grabs his dick (the T.I. handshake)
man: ow, oh hey
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