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when someone puts an empty case of beer on his (almost always male) head. generally what the drunkest douche at any given party inevitably ends up wearing. extreme case hattees may even poke eye and mouth holes in their case hat, for prolonged case hatting.
Bro, you shoulda been at Rick's party last night. Tim got totally axed and put on a case hat, and then he fell down and we beat the shit out of him with a big wooden spoon.
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A dude who parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century, thus giving him the appearance of having pussy flaps for hair.
(A flap hat walks by.)
-Dude, check out that flap hat!
-Yeah, dude. That guy parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century. Seize him!
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When woman performs fellatio on a man and their belly fat gently sits aloft the woman's head providing the oral sex creating the effect of a hat during the beeejjjjjj.
When katie gives chris a blowjowksi she is comforted by a class bj hat during the act.
hat shop
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1. Ice Hockey, when a single player scores a hat trick in three or more consecutive games.
2. Store, a shop that sells hats. i.e. Lids
3. Sex Accomplishment, when a feller gets head from a different girl in three or more consecutive nights.
1) Nikolaj Ehlers pulled a nasty hat shop in the QMJHL again Bathurst, Moncton and Cape Breton.
2) I bought a hat at that shop named Lids.
3) "Dude I got brained by 3 girls in 3 nights, I'm gonna call them Monday Tuesday and Wednesday."
when you are wearing a hat for a very long time and your hair then becomes flat and you then look like an ugly turd.
"Woah Bryan put your hat back on, you've got some major hat head!!! Lookin' slightly like a turd.
*boy wears a green hat*
-That boy looks like he has been cuckolded.
.Novelupdate forum should know that, dammit.
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to people that cheat on by their boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife
MING: why u give me a green hat to wear
NISHA: Because ur poor and useless
MING: (SAD)