The grotesque aftermath of masturbating after shitting without wiping. The masturbator positions themselves towards the back of the toilet seat to make it easier to shoot the load into the toilet, which results in a Hershey's Kiss shaped turdlet on the back of the seat
"Bro, can I shit at your place? I can't go at my place anymore."
"Why not?"
"My roommate keeps leaving Hershey's Kisses on the fucking toilet seat."
Liquis ass excrement in a stream. Much like liquid chocolate at the Hershey factory.
Oh man...after of $25 of Taco Bell, I just made the Hershey Squirts in my pants!
When your butt pisses Hershey bars because you ate taco bell
Dam, my ass got the Hershey Squirts
I went in the Taco Bell bathroom and someone Baja blasted all over the stall.. they must’ve had an extreme case of the Hershey squirts
Whenever you’re horny and have diarrhea so you decide to start jorkin’ it on the toilet with the Hershey Squirts around your cock.
Friend: Hey, man. You wanna hop on a Discord call?
You: Sorry, I’m doing the Hershey Stroking
When someone us riding you and they accidentally poop on you and they leave a perfect Hershey kiss shaped poop on your balls
I was banging this chic last night and she accidentally sit on my balls she Hershey kissed me
When you wipe your ass but you miss some of it the leftovers are called "hershey remnants.
I wiped my ass in a hurry and left some hershey remnants which resulted in skid marks in my underwhere.